Wisdom: Shampoo

Call me old-fashioned, but I like my conditioners to be conditioners and my shampoos to be shampoos.
-Kyan Douglas
 
People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch. 
-Jack Nicholson

Denim Wisdom

Tomorrow is casual friday. Some thoughts to send you home with:

Blue jeans are the most beautiful things since the gondola.

            -Diana Vreeland

Jeans are like the UPS man. They should always give you a nice package.

            -Carson Kressley