Smell This: Wolfgang Joop; dVb Drama Contiues!; Hedi Slimane to Design His Own Line?; Thom Browne's Ankles Draw Stares; Garrett Neff Will Show You His Calvin's ; The CFDA/Vogue Fashion Fund Nominees

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After a seven year hiatus from the scent business, Wolfgang Joop announced he will release a new fragrance in the fall.  It will have notes of coriander, vetiver, sandalwood, cinnamon, and patchouli, meaning you'll smell minty fresh.  [WWD]

They're in, they're out, they're in, and now, officially, they're out.  L.A. boutique Kitson finally got their story straight and said they are dropping Victoria Beckham's men's denim line from dVd because of poor demand.  In related news, they are also dropping Lauren Conrad's line as well, but, honestly, who didn't see that coming? [The Cut]

Hedi Slimane is mulling over his fashion comeback and it could involve--wait, are you ready?--his own menswear line!  I think I just peed a little...[The Cut] via [WWD]

Thom Browne apparently ruffled some conservative feathers when he wore his signature highwater pants to a reception at the White House hosted by Laura Bush for the winners of the Cooper-Hewitt National Design Awards.  One witness said he drew "more than a few stares," especially from guardsman. It's always fun to watch the righties squirm, isn't it? [WWD]

Perma-hottie Garrett Neff is starring in Calvin Klein's new underwear campaign.  Though David Beckham he isn't, he's still just delicious. [British Vogue]

The CFDA/Vogue Fashion Fund Nominees were announced yesterday, and among the ten were a few menswear designers: Richard Chai; Alejandro Ingelmo; John Patrick of Organic; and Swaim and Christina Hutson of Obedient Sons.  Remember those names, boys.  [Material Interest]

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No Love For Posh's Men's Denim Line; Marc Jacobs--Denied!; Hedi Slimane The Muse; Showing Some Ankle the Right Way; Alexander McQueen Online

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Despite the continued success of Rock n' Republic denim, it turns out retailers aren't quite as excited about Victoria Beckham's men's line from her other denim collection, dVb.  Retailers are unwilling to stock the baggier, more casual denim because of poor sales and her shoddy promotions.  Put her husband in those jeans with an oiled body and no shirt--we'll pick up a few pairs then. [This Is London]

Marc Jacobs rolled into the 303 Gallery in Chelsea apparently looking "scruffy and homeless," according to the employee who asked him to leave when he didn't recognize him.  Though Jacobs left without any hoopla, the poor low-level staffer was fired on the spot when the owner found out. [NYP]

While Hedi Slimane has always been a muse of sorts for us, he is now the inspiration behind the debut issue of Vogue Homme in Japan.  However, it doesn't stop there.  Not only is the 20-page spread being modeled after his own skinny boyish type model, but he is also photographing the whole thing for the magazine. Does this man ever stop? (We hope not.) [WWD]

So we all know that cropped pants are raging this summer; and that means you have to show off your ankles sans socks (you aren't Michael Jackson, after all).  Word to the wise: don't go sockless. Slippery, sweaty leather is just as gross as the smell that will come from it. [NYT]

Alexander McQueen launches his online store today.  You're only a click away from fur hats, ponchos and, at least, a good pair of boots. For $50 extra, Manhattanites can get their clothes same day if ordered before noon. [WWD]

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YSL Kicks off Paris Fashion Week With Video Runway Show; Weird Models Continue to Walk the Runways; Hedi Slimane back to Dior Homme?!; Taming That Back Hair; Smell This: La Perla's Hedo White; Wedges for Men (No!); Clutches (Yes!)

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To our heart's dismay, Stefano Pilati kicked off Paris Fashion Week with a video runway show featuring Jack Houston for YSL's Spring 09' collection.  Yes, it's so avant garde, but how dare they deprive us of our models! [The Cut]

First Vivienne Westwood sent that bear of a man down the runway, then DSquared2 showed their collection with a noticeable absensce of white models, and now, in Yohji Yamamoto's Paris show, he used old men as models.  Yes, we may be losing eye candy at the hands of social commentary, but I think designers are finally starting to make statements about the lack of diversity in the fashion world. [The Cut]

Ok, keep it together when I tell you this, but, It is with great anticipation that I report that Dior Homme is reportedly trying to get Hedi Slimane back at their label. [Fashionista]

Just in time for a less humiliating summer is The Mangroomer, a foldable back hair remover.  Isn't that what boyfriends and best friends are for?  [Haute Concept]

La Perla has just release a new men's fragrance called Hedo White.  The fragrance notes include lemon, bergamot, grapefruit, pear, watermelon, ginger, cardamom, cypress, patchouli, musk, tonka bean and cedar. Hooray, lots of fruit for fruits!  [Now Smell This]

I can handle the belted waist for men (it looks surprisingly masculine), but the wedges Fendi showed in their men's show?  Your Stylelist will have to veto. [Time UK]

But he approves the classy leather clutches that showed in Milan and continue to come down runways in Paris.  [Fashionista]

Check back after the weekend for more on all the fashion mayhem in Paris!

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Hedi Slimane's Protoge; Elise Øverland Does Menswear?; The Truth of Anti-Aging Creams; Naomi Campbell: Busted!; Would You Carry a Woman's Purse; Fashion Meets Video Games

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15-year old Greenwich village musician Hayes Peebles (hehe, Peebles) has recently become the apple of Hedi Slimane's eye, who shot him recently for V Magazine.  We dare say Slimane can do no wrong, but let's hope this crush doesn't extend beyond the boys musical talent. [The Cut]

At her womenswear presentation last night, Elise Øverland hinted that she might make a foray into menswear.  A support petition is being drafted as we speak. [Fashionista]

Having been scoffed at for using moisturizers and anti-aging creams since the tender age of 14, I know turn those scoffs in your direction, skeptical naysayers.  Studies now prove that all that cream actually works!  No wonder I can still bag those college boys. [Cosmetic Designs]

Naomi Campbell was charged with assault for her little tiff at Heathrow airport.  She could face up to 6 months in jail and $10,000 in fines.  Something tells me she would do pretty well in a prison fight. [The Cut via WWD]

Though I wouldn't say this is an issue for most readers of this blog, but, would you carry a woman's purse if it had just the right amount of masculine appeal? [Fashionista]

Leave it to always-saavy France to have the first magazine that fuses fashion with video games.  Will this finally convince my avid-gamer brother to buy a shirt that actually fits him, or just a decent pair of pants?  Honestly...  [Towleroad]

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Hedi back in Fashion? Prada on the Market; Color of 2008; GF Ferré Makeover; Holiday Sweaters! Grooming Gadgets; Cole Haan Anniversary Collaboration

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Former Dior Homme designer Hedi Slimane is rumored to be in talks with former employer LVMH to start his own design house. We love you Hedi! [DNR News]

Prada to sell itself on the Milan Stock Exchange. [DNR News]

Pantone picks Blue Iris as "Color of the Year." The World continues to turn. [NY Times]

GF Ferré, the younger (read: more affordable) Gianfranco Ferré line that you probably haven't heard of, has two new designers at the helm: Stefano Citron and Federico Piaggi. [WWD]

The NY Times hops on the holiday sweater bandwagon. See? Your Stylelist isn't completely off. [NY Times]

Grooming gadgetry helps you brush better. That means, less stanky breath and more kisses under the mistletoe. [NY Times]

Cole Haan will celebrates its 80th anniversary in 2008 with collaborations with designers from architecture, industrial design, jewelry and sculpture. Perhaps the footwear and accessories brand will finally break free from its laced-up image. [WWD]

Spotted: Hedi Slimane Hearts Apple

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Your Stylelist ran into Hedi Slimane, the former Dior Homme designer, at the Apple Store in Soho on Sunday. He was buying the new operating system. I was too shy to take a photo with him or let on that I recognized him while we were chatting. He's so cute and doe eyed in person. Designers. They're just like us! (Hedi! Call me!)